Sunday, November 8, 2009

Eviction Notice

EVICTION NOTICE
Date: 11/8/09
To: Baby Jameson
To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:
MY BELLY
Salem, OR
I am issuing this 24 hour notice for EVICTION. You will have 2 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final minute. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances. 2 days from this point in time if you have not complied with this notice you will be immediately and forcefully removed at my discretion.Thank you for your cooperation.
Love,
The Management
(Mommy and Daddy)
A friend emailed this to me and I thought it was perfect! I didn't write it, but thought it was too good to not share! :) Tomorrow is the big ultrasound day-I'm excited to see the baby on the ultrasound, but would rather see him in person! I'm pretty miserable right now, but I know the end is COMING! Praise the Lord! I'll update tomorrow what my dr. says and whether I'll be induced or have a c-section! God knows :)

5 comments:

Tinseth Family said...

LOVE IT!!! Love you and Baby Jameson -- get out, healthy and happy!

Cathy said...

Sweet Niblets (as Danielle says)!!! That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!!! Thanks for the laugh tonight!

Oh and Jameson...I strongly suggest you start the whole "obey your parents" thing.;)

Erin said...

I was thinking, I had I know idea you could write so well! Very cute! It's going to be over so fast! Hang in there!!!

pfnisterfam said...

That was really cute! I hope things go well for you and can't wait to see pics of the little guy!

Family of 5 said...

LOL! That is hilarious! :0 LOve it! You need to remember that one...and show him someday! :0 What a kick!